Hostel Review

FuckedInTheHead666 · 12-08-2006, 08:07 AM

Alright I'm about to do a review on Eli Roth's Hostel. Now to tell you the truth it was a boring ass movie. I was so bored I was about to get out my hammer and smash my tv! . And there is alot of porn in it, and when I mean porn I mean people WATCHING porn. And how did it get so big that it's coming out with a part 2??? I dunno. And I was confused in one scene when they guy's tied to the chair and he gets his fingers ripped off with a chainsaw. And like 10 seconds later he's fine and walking on sunshine? Theres another scene I was confused at, at the end when the guy meets the japanese lady did he cut her eye? Or just something japenese woman have..(and no i'm not talking about down there.) Anyways I was cheering at the end when the guy in the bathroom died I literly screamed in the theater and on DVD "YEAHH! TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!" Alright I got to go, hoped you enjoy the review.

MaK10 · 12-08-2006, 08:45 AM

haha, yeah, that pretty much sums up Hostel. I'll agree, the first time i saw it i wasn't very impressed. We went opening night and the theater was filled with a bunch of high school kids that were annoying as fuck. But even with that distraction I felt like the story took too long to get going. I mean, I love tits as much as the next guy, but when its a movie about torture and blood, get to the fucking torture and blood, thats what I paid to see. I do own it on DVD and have watched it since then and have enjoyed it, but then again I'm one of the few that enjoyed Cabin Fever as well. I like Eli Roth, he seems to know what he's doing... kinda... and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for HOSTEL 2, but we'll see...

FuckedInTheHead666 · 12-10-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MaK10

haha, yeah, that pretty much sums up Hostel. I'll agree, the first time i saw it i wasn't very impressed. We went opening night and the theater was filled with a bunch of high school kids that were annoying as fuck. But even with that distraction I felt like the story took too long to get going. I mean, I love tits as much as the next guy, but when its a movie about torture and blood, get to the fucking torture and blood, thats what I paid to see. I do own it on DVD and have watched it since then and have enjoyed it, but then again I'm one of the few that enjoyed Cabin Fever as well. I like Eli Roth, he seems to know what he's doing... kinda... and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for HOSTEL 2, but we'll see...

but I do have to admit I probably will go see hostel 2 in theaters

MaK10 · 12-11-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckedInTheHead666

but I do have to admit I probably will go see hostel 2 in theaters

yeah i'll be there opening weekend, along with the hills have eyes 2... and i still wanna see Turistas, but its hard for me to find people to goto those kinda movies with me haha.

FuckedInTheHead666 · 02-20-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MaK10

yeah i'll be there opening weekend, along with the hills have eyes 2... and i still wanna see Turistas, but its hard for me to find people to goto those kinda movies with me haha.

i'll go see the hills have eys II and hostel 2. i saw turistas and it wasn't that good.

MaK10 · 02-20-2007, 03:03 PM

no? damn... oh well, i'll prolly still buy it

FuckedInTheHead666 · 03-02-2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MaK10

no? damn... oh well, i'll prolly still buy it

i think turistas comes on dvd in like 2 or 3 weeks

12-08-2006, 08:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
FuckedInTheHead666 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 92	Hostel Review Alright I'm about to do a review on Eli Roth's Hostel. Now to tell you the truth it was a boring ass movie. I was so bored I was about to get out my hammer and smash my tv! . And there is alot of porn in it, and when I mean porn I mean people WATCHING porn. And how did it get so big that it's coming out with a part 2??? I dunno. And I was confused in one scene when they guy's tied to the chair and he gets his fingers ripped off with a chainsaw. And like 10 seconds later he's fine and walking on sunshine? Theres another scene I was confused at, at the end when the guy meets the japanese lady did he cut her eye? Or just something japenese woman have..(and no i'm not talking about down there.) Anyways I was cheering at the end when the guy in the bathroom died I literly screamed in the theater and on DVD "YEAHH! TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!" Alright I got to go, hoped you enjoy the review. __________________ Last edited by FuckedInTheHead666 : 02-15-2007 at 07:25 AM.

12-08-2006, 08:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
MaK10 Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,363	haha, yeah, that pretty much sums up Hostel. I'll agree, the first time i saw it i wasn't very impressed. We went opening night and the theater was filled with a bunch of high school kids that were annoying as fuck. But even with that distraction I felt like the story took too long to get going. I mean, I love tits as much as the next guy, but when its a movie about torture and blood, get to the fucking torture and blood, thats what I paid to see. I do own it on DVD and have watched it since then and have enjoyed it, but then again I'm one of the few that enjoyed Cabin Fever as well. I like Eli Roth, he seems to know what he's doing... kinda... and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for HOSTEL 2, but we'll see...

02-20-2007, 03:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
MaK10 Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,363	no? damn... oh well, i'll prolly still buy it

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