Shrek The Third

[FuckedInTheHead666]

Now before I start this is coming from an adult who owns the first two Shreks, The Incredibles, both Ice Age's, both Toy Story's, Cars, and Over The Hedge. So don't think I don't like kids films.

Now Shrek 3 doesn't start off THAT slow. It's just the film doesn't start off with Shrek. It starts off with Prince Charming doing a play but no one likes him. Then finally after that it goes to Shrek. Now once it show's Donkey I was a little confused. When the hell did Donkey get kids? That kind of got me mad that it didn't tell us at all when Donkey got babies. But I do have to admit, his babies are very freakin cute. Unlike Shrek's. I'm not sorry to say, but Shrek's babies are ugly as hell. Another thing I didn't like about the babies' is that Shrek and Fiona don't get theirs until the end of the film. The casting wasn't so great. I mean everyone's back. But when they brought Justin Timberlake into the film, that got me pissed off. Because I've seen Justin in Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan. He did a fantastic job in both of them. But doing a kid's film, makes him seem like a pussy. He's a pussy because he was apart of a gay boy band, he then went solo and made an even biggef fool of himself, then all of a sudden went into films. I mean for christ sake, just pick one! Now Justin's character Aurther was also a pussy. Why? Because he kept on making these dumb asses speeches in the middle and end of the film. The girls from the film were pretty annoying. And also all they did was bitch alot. I walked out of the movie for a few seconds because I was just so annoyned with them. Also I didn't pay $10 for girls babbling on and bitching. Oh and Antonio Banderaz annoyned me too. The ending wasn't so terrific. As I said earlier, Shrek and Fiona finally get their babies. Thats really the whole ending. Except for they go to sleep after.

So in all I give - Shrek The Third - a...3.1/5

Don't expect a review on - Surfs Up - because that looks pretty suck ass.

[MaK10]

I'm pretty sure donkey/dragon's babies were introduced either at the very end of shrek 2 or in shrek 3-d or something... but they were somewhere before. I thought the movie was decent, but definitely not as good as the other 2 shrek movies. I'll agree that Timberlake didn't do it for me as the prince, but I wouldn't say Timberlake himself is a "pussy" as you so bluntly put it. His new music isn't that bad, compared to most of the crap on the airwaves these days, and in Alpha Dog he was incredible.

[FuckedInTheHead666]

Originally Posted by MaK10

I'm pretty sure donkey/dragon's babies were introduced either at the very end of shrek 2 or in shrek 3-d or something... but they were somewhere before. I thought the movie was decent, but definitely not as good as the other 2 shrek movies. I'll agree that Timberlake didn't do it for me as the prince, but I wouldn't say Timberlake himself is a "pussy" as you so bluntly put it. His new music isn't that bad, compared to most of the crap on the airwaves these days, and in Alpha Dog he was incredible.

i didn't see shrek 3-d. i mean it wasn't all bad but (in my opinion) most was. now i made a mistake. pussy is really too big of a word. i don't know what i would call him. sorry i really don't like his music. can't wait till black snake moan comes on dvd